What do you think of the latest piece of Troll poetry? Tell me what you think! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!?
It is called:
On the expulsion of the Yamster from Yahoo Answers and the taking over of Yahoo Answers by the Trolls led by Llortamai, Troll of Trolls.
High on a dais in noble state enthroned,
The weasel Yamster, clad in finest silk,
And lavish satin, golden threads ingrained,
Vermin in ermine, haughty he did milk
The flattery of the sycophants around.
Yet hark, a sound from out the gate did scare
The nervous Yamster, quivering at the sound
Of fearsome Llortamai, Troll in form of bear,
An awesome beast with blood around the jaws
Of suckers gored in Yahoo Answers blog.
And as the beast did raise those awesome claws,
The wretched Yamster fled into the fog.
So now The Yamster skulks amongst the moles
And Yahoo Answers is controlled by Trolls.
Sheesh! Keep your drawers on will you! Formally, this is quite good and as an etiological myth it is humorous and vivid. So that's really how it came down eh? I've always wondered...
Marc Almond - Ugly Head (Live 1984)
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